female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
(Source: babefield, via dreams-of-something-bigger)
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.” — Lux ATL (via stripperina)
current mood: tamagotchi after it poops
if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post
I give a fuck. I give lots of fucks, actually. I’m a prostitute of feelings. — (via ileu)
(Source: nylonpinksy, via dreams-of-something-bigger)
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
(Source: suckingpeetasballs, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
WELCOME TO SEA WORLD MOTHERFUCKER